I was starting to think that there was no man out there for me. Well, he exists and only costs $19.95!
Meet the "Boyfriend Arm Pillow." He sounds like a steal:
"Never curl up on the couch alone again, with this comforting arm that wraps around you as if to say, "I'm sorry work was rotten today," or "No, you pick what we watch tonight," all the stuff you'd never hear from a real boyfriend. Polyester filled with comfortable, snuggly foam."
Now I'll have someone to snuggle with while I watch True Blood.
1 comment:
I can't believe you forgot about me :( Do I not snuggle up with you when True Blood is on?? I say all those things and more. I would never trade you in for a "fake arm".
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