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November 23, 2008

Post Secret

You should see my Facebook photos!

A friend recently turned me on to the Post Secret blog. It seems I'm late to the show as everyone around me knew about this phenomenon and there are even Post Secret books.

Since I was young, I've felt no connection to the social standards placed, specifically, on girls. Family gatherings are filled with questions inquiring as to the whereabouts of my boyfriend.

"Never felt like I needed any man to comfort me in life."

Post Secret reminds me that I'm not alone in the world. There are others who feel what I feel and it makes me smile. The above secret, literally, could have been written by me.

There's nothing wrong with getting married (or having a boyfriend/girlfriend). It's just not at the top of my "to do" list. Plus, Mr. Darcy seems to have forgotten my number.

November 10, 2008

Super Cute Valentine's Day Card!

by kseniya

I believe that in about 10 years my sister will be sending me this Valentine's Day card.

Description:

"Fourth in our Valentine series, and first in our We Heart The Smiths, You Heart The Smiths series. The tiny, tiny heart belies our deep abiding love for both The Smiths and Steven Patrick Morrissey.

Kseniya's brother sent her this in a text message, but really it speaks to every repentant child of the 80s."

Noel Gallagher on The Smiths - a must watch!

Morrissey - All You Need is Me, from Years of Refusal album (Feb. 23/09)

The Smiths - There is a Light That Never Goes Out, my favourite song EVER.

November 9, 2008

The Perfect Man!

I was starting to think that there was no man out there for me. Well, he exists and only costs $19.95!

Meet the "Boyfriend Arm Pillow." He sounds like a steal:

"Never curl up on the couch alone again, with this comforting arm that wraps around you as if to say, "I'm sorry work was rotten today," or "No, you pick what we watch tonight," all the stuff you'd never hear from a real boyfriend. Polyester filled with comfortable, snuggly foam."

Now I'll have someone to snuggle with while I watch True Blood.

October 27, 2008

"I Wanna Do Bad Things with You"

I recently discovered the hottest show not on T.V., True Blood

("It's not TV. It's HBO"). This show gets my blood boiling for all the right reasons!

"Isn't that show...pornographic?," asked my sister. Oh yes! I used to be in bed, alone, Sunday at 9 p.m. Now I have something to look forward to. My sister is now hooked as well.

Would you say "no" to him?!

Vampire Bill Compton's vitals read like I wrote them for my "What Are You Looking For?" blurb on Lavalife.

I watched the first seven episodes online and so can you, WatchTVSitcoms.com

*Note: I do not have a Lavalife account. I swear.*

October 9, 2008

Happy Birthday Sissy!

Here are 21 reasons why I'm glad you're my sister.

1. You take care of me and open the door for me when I'm "having trouble."

2. You let me borrow your Bose sound dock in desperate times.

3. You make me lunches with secret notes.

4. You make me laugh when I feel like punching people in the face.

5. You came to see Morrissey with me!

6. You waved to T. Rez.

7. You're not afraid to act like a damn fool at concerts...just like your big sis.

8. You miss me like I've been gone for months when I go visit Ashley for two days.

9. Marc Jacobs.

10. You do pretty accurate impressions of me.

11. You have a brain in your skull.

12. You may not understand, but you accept my L.A.M.B. addiction.

13. You know that the way to my heart is through my stomach.

14. You get me awesome concert tickets!

15. You take pictures of yourself with my camera so that I can laugh at you later (that's why you do it, right?).

16. Your Locomotion is top shelf!

17. Alessandro

18. You appreciate my long, crazy, picture filled emails.

19. The Police and the Private.

20. You make me laugh so hard I cry ("Laughing is my favourite")

21. "Are you working tomorrow?" and you still have not hit me.

Twin Power Forever
xxx